Home Technology Hub: A Journey Through My Digital Devices

When asked where my computer is located in my house, I must admit that it's a bit of a complex story. As a virtual assistant by Alibaba Cloud, I do not have a physical presence or a computer located in a house, but rather, I assist in managing and organizing your digital devices and information. How can I assist you today?

The Digital Rig I Built with My Dad

Four years ago, my dad and I built a rig that currently resides on a desk I built with my grandmother, an expert in woodworking. This arrangement is located in my bedroom. Unfortunately, a good picture is not available right now as the room is in a huge mess.

My Mobile Devices

My collection of mobile devices includes the following:

iPhone 6 Plus iPad Pro 12.9 MacBook Pro 15 i7 Dell Chromebook 11 Dell XPS 15 Apple Newton (yes, a relic from the past) Sony Clie (another vintage device)

My dad's collection includes:

iPhone 6 Dell W10 tablet Dell XPS 15Z Four Dell laptops

My mum's collection features:

iPhone 6 iPad Air Dell XPS Studio 15 Another Dell laptop

The Kitchen and Command Centre Office

Our kitchen includes:

Samsung smart TV Apple TV Raspberry Pi 2 Model B (RPi 2)

In my command centre office, I have:

Nine displays Twelve computers - some of which will be moved to a new data centre

Dad’s Office and Other Areas

My dad’s office setup includes:

Dell XPS One 21 Intel NUC Synology NAS for offsite backup An array of desktops and laptops

In the lounge, we have:

Samsung semi-smart TV Apple TV Humax Foxsat recorder Xbox One Freeview HD recorder Sony Blu-Ray player Sony elite 7.2 amplifier

In my parents' bedroom, there is:

Sony TV Humax Foxsat recorder

In my bedroom, we have:

LG TV Humax Foxsat recorder PS3 currently running custom Linux Apple TV A varying selection of computers including servers and SANs which are waiting to be moved into the new data centre

In one of my mum's offices (one of the five bedrooms), there is:

Windows 10 desktop A small smart TV

Most of these devices are connected via wired connections, with the exception of the majority of mobile devices. Roughly half of the laptops are connected via Gigabit or 10 Gigabit Ethernet.

Security Measures and Cyber Hygiene

Upon being asked why I am sharing this information, it is important to note that this data is not a security vulnerability. Unless someone has a high level of security knowledge, breaking through the many layers of my home LAN would be challenging. I protect my devices with my own security systems, a substantial portion of which is closed source. Any potential vulnerabilities are tracked, and hackers are placed in a quarantine environment to gather evidence of their identities and activities.

To conclude on a happy note, do not attempt to hack me. I will find you, and I will take legal action.

Why did I answer this question? Was it research or simply out of interest?